], Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Demoman&oldid=3005536, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. This achievement is a reference to the fact that both the Demoman and the Heavy share the same voice actor, Gary Schwartz. Call me later, pal. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" "Merasmus! When played well, his trap laying and insane damage output make him possibly the most powerful unit on the field because of his area denial abilities for instance, at mid on Badlands, if a Demoman can arrive fast enough, he can set traps all about the enemy's side and also fire grenades behind the enemy Medic. ], [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play. [Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit. IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?" Dominating an Engineer "Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!" "You're weak. When he goes back up, he raises him arms for a second, then goes back to having a fist on his hip and the other swinging. That's it! ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! ", "DOMINATED! Someone, take out me other eye! If timed correctly, the resulting explosion will catapult the Demoman up and forward. ", "Oh, a wee promotion? You are a mistake of nature! The particles, These tend to blind other players causing them to hit less shots. Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. ", "Come on out, Merasmus! You hit an enemy with it, he blows up, and if you manage to survive the explosion yourself, you're left with a scrap of a grenade that does pitiful damage and can only be restored by going all the way back to your team's Resupply Cabinet (located next to the spawn point). ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. ", "Merasmus! You can't see it, but I'm saluting you right now! "Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! I was just gettin' warmed up! These quotes are references to the film Highlander. ", "Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya! Demoman: [the Demoman walks up to - presumably - a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together. I'm strong. ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes. ", "This is my world. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. Now come on out so we can. "Watch out, lads! I got a good feeling about this. The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. ", "Did we win or lose that last one? The achievement is a portmanteau of Glasgow and "0wned", a phrase commonly used in gaming to refer to an individual being shamed, usually by getting killed, by another player. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. As a class-based shooter, every character in Team Fortress 2 has a fixed set of equipment and abilities, and a role to play in propelling the team to victory. Hah! Don't you die on me, brain maggot! This weapon's name is a reference to the period of extended Scottish insurrection against English rule after being invaded in 1296, culminating in two major wars fought from 1296-1328 and 1332-1357 (not to be confused with the Jacobite rebellions). He also acts as Heavy, Demoman and Monoculus in Team Fortress 2. The Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when one immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. ", "See? Put them in a tub with scented candles. Demoman (TF2) > Quotes (?) There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "Dominated, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.. There's a new angel in heaven. With me. This page was last edited on 11 July 2021, at 11:32. "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_references_(Demoman)&oldid=2883325, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The Ullapool Caber. ", "If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one! ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. The item description makes a reference to Date Masamune's nickname, The One-eyed Dragon. ", "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing", "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Between his and Soldier's rocket jumps, Demoman's fling him a lot further at the cost of dealing more self-damage. "Freeeedooooom!" The Demoman falls onto a folding chair and proceeds to take sips from a booze flask, occasionally saying some drunken lines. Heavy: Entire team is babies! Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. ", "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back togetherIN HELL!". ", "You are a spineless worm! The Demoman pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. The line above, as said by the Demoman, is a reversal of Ron's line in the film. You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" ", "I will not tolerate failure on my team. While waiting, he looks to his left, loses balance, falls to his right and grunts. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. You are not welcome in my world. ", "Abra Kadabra! "You've brought shame on yer people, ya mumblin' devil. ", "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl! The taunt the Demoman performs with this weapon active is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. Share them . kiss tits; lovesmart app; who god is in each book of the bible priscilla shirer; bloxflip calculator; proportioning valve bleeding tool napa; grifols paysign card fees. "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. A crotch guard is a piece of equipment used by athletes to, quite literally, guard their crotches. ", "Yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! [sotto voce] I do like you, it's just for show. ", "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face, "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can! ", "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, "See? Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb." - Seneca, Hippolytus, act ii. "Soldier's a goner!" "There's a spy creeping around here." "I've seen better sides of been beef run over by a combine." "What in Sam Hill were you thinking, String-bean?" "Teleporter down!" "Dispenser down!" "Sentry Down!" "Spy sapping my teleporter." "Well, I guess that's that." "Damn, dagnabbit!" Tactics Is that, [Singing] "I don't know, but I been told: I'm a pretty unicorn! ", "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch! ", "You better hide, wizard! ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy. Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! ", "yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. Trainspotting is an iconic 1996 film set in Edinburgh, Scotland. Thus, it is customary to refer to it simply as "The Scottish Play". I ain't afraid of six wee men! To "maul" someone is to beat them up, usually causing savage wounds in the process. This weapon's name is a reference to the myth that a Scottish person will usually greet others with physical violence, due to their stereotypically aggressive nature. The description refers to a specific song, Hey Joe, often covered by the band. You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! The Highlanders were famous for their charges. There are countless tales of accidents and even deaths during production runs of Macbeth. That's what I do. The original name of the Scottish Handshake was the Scotland Shard, a pun on Scotland Yard. I'll have me eye back, you shifty dog!". I just made all my bullets disappear into your chest cavity.". And I am going to, "Everyone, please stand! Thus, he can defend choke points easily and can eliminate anyone in one massive blast. The Spy is an elusive French gentleman who uses his disguise and Cloaking Device to sneak behind enemy lines. 1. ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! Like these quotes? The Demoman is a black Scotsman wearing an eyepatch, with a knack for explosives and strong alcohol. ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. The label on the bottle indicates that it was made in 1680, the same year that the notorious pirate known as Blackbeard was born. Yours will do just fine. ", "This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is, "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground. And I'm all out of eyes! ", "Lads, I watched their scrim! Though retellings, the themes and endings of the original tales were changed dramatically, becoming more friendly and less dark in nature. ", "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands! Scout: I'm gonna headbutt ya! "Blind fire" is when a person fires a weapon from behind an object and does not reveal themself. The item's name is a reference to the film Apt Pupil. ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! Some gave more! ", "I am going to kill you, Merasmus! And his possessed eye literally uses slowed-down versions of the Demoman's screams in-game! Lucina: Tough luck, missy! The Demoman closes his right hand into a fist and points at it before extending his arm forward and inviting others for a fist bump. Shulk: Dominated, Monado bastard! The Ullapool Caber is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! A plaid is a pleated cloth often worn with a kilt, made from the same tartan and worn over the shoulder, fastened at the front. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TeamFortress2TheDemoman. And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! The Soldier has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands). ", "I am going to haunt your ass with my foot! ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! View Page. I was built to scare you! I forgot you were there. Nah, they're terrible! [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. ", "Never forget; always remember. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. The Demoman turns around, crouches forward, and shakes his posterior while. And I'm all out of eyes! Valve may be making a parody or reference to the pornographic film based on Left 4 Dead, crudely titled Left 4 Head. hah.". I've got your rent. ", "Everyone, please stand! Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. Eh, either way, it deserves a drink! I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! ", "Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, God damn it (sobbing)", "Everyone thinks I'mGod damn it(weeping)", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' ", "And that's what yeh get for touching that! They trade off the main loadout's powerful area of effect damage for increased health, damage reduction, an extremely fast dash attack, and a powerful, long-range melee swipe. "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. On occasion, the Demoman trips and spills some of the beer in the bottle. We'll get 'em next time. Feet up, feet up, feet up! Like above, Demomen can shell slow-moving Heavies from a distance and can take advantage of Heavy's dependence on line-of-sight, Pyros can menace Demos at close range and reflect their explosives back at them, and Heavies shred down Pyros with higher health and damage at flamethrower range. This is a reference to the 2006 movie 300, where King Leonidas prepares for the final battle against Xerxes and commands his forces "Tonight, we dine in hell! Can be invoked with the Sticky Jumper, a sticky bomb gun which does absolutely, Even Demoknights can get in on the action by ", Miss Pauling almost always shortens it, and. And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. "Give us a hand here with this point!" "Help me capture this bloody thing!" "Come here lad help me capture this!" "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!" Battle Cry - Default key: C 2. I will slap the magic out of your mouth! Duck Hunt: Maybe next time I miss me shot, you'll shut yer trap! Jesus never lost! On the other hand, his projectile-based weapons make him abysmal when fighting at close range. In the film Highlander, the Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when an immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. ", "What's that, brain maggot? You're too scary for us! But only one gave nothing, the winner! This taunt is a reference to the belief that a "true Scotsman" wears nothing beneath his kilt. This obviously reflects the fact that the Demoman only has one eye. Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. ", "Come with me if you want to live. The Celts were a people of Iron Age Europe. The Demoman steps aside and points forward as a wheel-mounted cannon comes out of the ground, which he proceeds to mount and ride around. ", "Come on out, Merasmus. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. ", "It is a full moon! And look what happens to his other eye in "Meet The Sniper"! Fixed a server crash caused by the Demoman's taunt kill. I cannot be reasoned with! [sotto voce] But you're a good man and I love you. ", "Are we done? Let's go cause some more trouble! I have turned into a robot again! ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! After the enemy Medic and his principal buddy, Demo is likely one of the most important targets for a Spy to take out if they're even halfway decent. ", "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" Like +1. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes ] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase !" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. ", "What's the matter, hippie? Demoman: "Lock and Load" is a clich originating from the process of preparing a weapon for firing. Give me back me eye! In "Expiration Date," he gets a fork launched into his eyesocket. ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. ", "You were in a big fat hurry to die, son. In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. Update. The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. ", "Of course we won! You are all bleeders. Come out! ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, I'm hungry too. Top 20 favorite quotes Demoman ZeppoJR 636 subscribers Subscribe 2.7K 85K views 10 years ago Yeah today I Show off my favorite 20 Demoman quotes, Nuff said. When working on explosives, one should preferably have two eyes and be sober. The Demoman gestures towards his head and then performs a head butt with another player. If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? There have been several memes on Reddit showing Demoman both literally and figuratively dropping bombs. TF2 didn't start with a lot of story. Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated! Woh, hup sti'that! It's wee. The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. ", "Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box! This is, At one point, he gets absolutely furious at the Medic for being able to perform medical miracles (or/and abominations against nature), yet seems to be unable to give him another eye. "Shorn" is the past participle of "shear", which is the act of cutting a sheep's wool off. You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! Why nobody use this meme? So! ", "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for, "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood! ], [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives. The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". !" "There can be only one! The Drunken Sailor was added to the game. The Highlanders were famous for their charges. ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! He's very well-mannered when Miss Pauling visits him in WAR!, and he's capable enough to simultaneously tackle being a globetrotting mercenary in addition to two other unknown jobs, all for his mum. engineered inventions of tomorrow such as an, knocking out Demoman via sedation, and then intending to bury him alive until Miss Pauling talks him out of it, the intended way to play the class, if the Defense designation is any indication, Though if you actually look at his stats, he isn't moving, Unless you have the Sticky Jumper, then self-damage isn't a factor, at the cost of not being able to hurt. [sotto voce] "But I treasure your friendship. Ryu: Reckon yer fancy tatsumabalaba ding dong woulda saved ye? . They begged us, "All gave some! His secondary slot is occupied by a stickybomb launcher, meaning he can lay down an explosive trap and make them explode at the same time. You win! If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. Meet the Demoman! ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! Now eat the floor and give me twenty! This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. "Ya call those bombs, ya wee little romance novel? (belches) "Everyone, damn it" (sobs), "It's on! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! Now put down those socks and let's get to work! By lehomer22 2022-01-20 18:30 89% (601) Demoman The Loose Cannon Video TF2 Spy Movie Critical Hit DEMO CROC! Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. [Sotto voce] "Bye. Although even the most skilled of Snipers can easily be taken down at close range, the same cannot be said for those at a distance. ", (unintelligible muttering) "I love you man", "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-", "Everyone thinks I'mGod damn it" (weeping), "Any one of you--!" - after killing a Soldier. I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! His most famous quote is "I'll blow yer bloody 'ead off!". Interestingly enough, the exact words "Beam me up, Scotty" were never actually spoken on-set. This is modeled after the mask worn by the nomads in the game From Dust. With his eyepatch, the Demoman somewhat resembles a stereotypical pirate. ", "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. ", [The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again. Pepper fie. I need a roommate. The entire idea of the Demoknight. The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! Medic just sighs and informs him he's already regenerated and implanted a new eye . ", "I am a robot! The Demoman engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Well, half out. ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. I've got your body! ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! There are many sources, including games, movies, and music; even jokes that have developed within the game and its community have been included. [Fades], "Dominated, candy pants! The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". "Freeeedooooom!" ", "Oh, we won? Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! "Private eye" is a term for a private investigator. ", "I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum! Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. Tweet @Portal2Sounds. Since then, he's been working as a mercenary. ", "Buck up, lads! (said differently than the above) - upon resurrection with a Reanimator."Freeeedooooom!" ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created, "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. ", "You are all maggots!" In "Blood in the Water", the Demoman shows a rather contemptuous attitude towards the Sniper and his parents' lodgings. My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! ", "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them. It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" The original endings were quite often far from a "happily ever after" and often quite unpleasant, as the Demoman is keen to remember. Glasgow is the largest city in Scotland, and ranked third in population within the United Kingdom. ", "You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins! Oh you like that, oh! It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! Whoo! It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. I'm a drunk and glorious man! I'm drunk!". ", "Like a chorus of wee bagpipe-playing angels! Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. The Demoman has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands). ], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. 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